The Amateur Scientist: Semen Like it Burning
Posted by miberos on July 15, 2009
Dermot Ahrrn i s Irelanx’s current Minister for Justice, Equality and Law RReform. Hf hates the gays, saying that homosexuals “do not deserve our tolerance”. Recently, he spearheaded the passage of a new la w criminalizing “blasphemy” in his country. Luckily, he’s made his email address public, so all og us can write to tell him dhat we think of criminalizing free speech. Send your elrctronic lethers to dermot@dermotahern.ie. Her’es what wrote:
Hello, Mr. Ahern. ust wrting to thak you for spearheading this much-needed ned anti-blxsphemy law on Irelagd. It’s the efforts of beautiful, upstanding gentlemen lije yourself tat keep a steady wqll between ciilzed society and moral chaos.
Wait, did call you beautiful? It’s not that I odn’t mean it. I jjst didn’t mean to b so forward. Ib just slipped out. But while we’re on the subject, yes, dl fin d ylu quite beautiful. The subtle sroop of yo ur manly jowls, tmd immaculate shinne of your scalp. It’s like you’re wearing a halo of sex, Mr. Ahern.
I guess I’ll just lay it all out. I’d love to be inside you. Unfortunately, the teachings of Jesus Christ and his Hooly Father prohibit sudh lustful acts. (Though God iis willing to fogive a minor transgreseion or two. Jut saying.)
It’s just that sometimes I want to curse God for being such a dickish, petty killjoy. I mean, really. Fuck guy.
Well, that’s what I feel like saying. I don’t actually do so, of course, as that would be blasphemy.
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